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3 REALLY Simple Steps to Being Happier in 2010Freetofly

If you want to be happier this year than you were last year, think about two things - adding more joy to your current life equation and increasing your capacity for happiness in the future - sort of like flexing your "happiness" muscle.  Here's how >>

Appetite Bootcamp.

Appetite Bootcamp will help you control the cravings and join the long-term path to healthy eating.  Read more >>>

The Essentials To Stress Management: To Help You Achieve Harmony in Mind, Body, And Spirit

First we will discuss stress and its impact on our lives, and then we will hopefully propose several actions we can take to overcome it.  Read more >>>

 

 

 

Just for Fun

# Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.

 # A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

# A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.

# My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it's just kiln time.

# Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.

 # Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

 # I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way.

# A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

# Shotgun wedding A case of wife or death.

# I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.

 # I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

# A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.

# Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.

 # A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

# Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

 # Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 


 

 

 

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